Authors interview: JON BOUNDS & DANNY SMITH

Posted in Authors, Books with tags , , , , , on August 22, 2017 by The Rock 'N' Roll Oatcake

Jon Bounds and Danny Smith have written a very entertaining road trip book, ‘Pier Review’, where they set out to visi the piers of England and Wales. They have kindly answered a few questions regarding their book…

Have you been pleased with the sales and reaction/reviews for ‘Pier Review’?

D – We made our advance back, and more besides. So that’s a real win in the way the industry is at the moment. And because of the learning curve about promoting a book is so damn steep. We did alright. just getting it published was a massive achievement.

J – The reviews and reactions that mean the most are those that come from people that don’t know you: they’re under no obligation to be kind or interested. We’ve had enough good notices to give us a bit of of a warm glow, as well as the couple of people that were very angry upon finding out that there wasn’t that much about piers in the book. Through the book we’ve got to speak to and meet lots of nice people too and had a great visit to the Isle of Man where the people battling to save their pier were kind enough to dub Danny and I ‘pier consultants’ so the insurance covered us having a good nose at the structure.

How easy/hard was it to pitch the idea of visiting all the English and Welsh piers to publishers?

The process wasn’t too bad itself, we just wrote every version of the things that publisher required. Half page synopsis, full page, chapter breakdowns etc. and kept a spreadsheet., we knew the idea had a large audience because who hasn’t been to the seaside in britain, we’re an island. Its we’re surrounded by it. Plus the genre of bored white guys do something stupid and write about it is well trodden.

I think the idea was easy to grasp and once it was a book – rather than the idea of us wanting to do it in the first place – people liked it. Them finding out that it was an odd dual-narrative (like these answers) and slightly psychogeographic book with class analysis and some dick jokes made some love it. Others not so much, but we got there, and our agent did all the really hard work.

Any plans to visit the Scottish piers (three in total I think?) – maybe even as a eBook exclusive?!

I’d still like to make a radio documentary of it, and record but edit out Midge’s voice. Rule one of Pier Review – Midge doesn’t get a voice.

Scotland remains a long long way, and very cold. Never say never though.

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Can Blackpool ever redeem itself in your view?

It can and has, I’ve been since and enjoyed it. But I’m normally a big fan of sleazy and broken. Just on the trip lack of sleep and being trapped in a car with the same two people was doing things to our brain.

Blackpool obviously isn’t as dark as we paint it, and certainly isn’t as dark as the stuff that the publishers edited out from those passages on the grounds of taste. I’m positive that it has interesting things going on, lovely residents, a vibrant cultural scene and a fascinating history. I just do not think it is any fun whatsoever to be there, though.

Music and radio played a big part in the traveling between piers. What was the worst radio station you had to endure?

All three of us are big music fans just of slightly differant things, we expected more arguments about the radio. Even the bad radio is good though, the Southend local dj DJ SLAPDASH stands out though. At one point he was doing a crossword live on air. Can’t remember if that made it into the book.

Apart from Essex’s most quotidian station that Dan mentions, we firmly kept the dial locked to BBC 6Music. Which meant we got a firm dose of that month’s playlist: every line of Brett Anderson’s Brittle Heat is branded on my brain. I’m sure it’s a decent track but… nah it’s a joke of a track, a man trying to reclaim his youth in public. I can’t condone that.

After visiting all the piers and sea fronts, do you still have a generally good opinion and feelings for the British seaside?

I do, because even the places that have been redeveloped and are quite new, still have remained a smidge tatty and human. The seaside will always be a place where we go for fun and as such have a special type of slightly crap glamour.

Oh yes, we couldn’t have done the trip or written so much about it if we didn’t really love these places. And now I have a ton of memories to add to that love. That’s what our country is all about.

Are there any plans for another joint book together?

We’ve talked about a couple of ideas, one is sticking out at the moment so maybe…

We had a good chat about a couple of ideas, and the conclusion was really that we would as we’d forgotten how hard it was the first time. The process of writing about something that you’d both experienced wasn’t as hard as it might have been: we took out precious little material that we’d written that overlapped even when writing about the same things. The process of doing the thing in the first place is another story: it’s not surprise that the idea that is sticking out is one where there are separate bedrooms.

Anything else to add… (feel free to plug away with links etc.)

My links are

Edgetrinkets.co

@probablydrunk

If you really want to help any author WRITE THEM AN AMAZON REVIEW popular books go to the head of searches and popularity is decided on number of reviews. Amazon presales are a big deal now also, often deciding how much promotion a publisher is going to give a book. So, yeah, write us an amazon review. And we’ll owe you a pint or something next time we see you x

You can find most things I write or links to them at popandpolitics.co.uk or @bounder. At the moment Dan and I, alongside a couple of our mates, are just about to launch a podcast where we take a ‘sideways look’ at the universe of the Hitchhiker’s’ Guide to the Galaxy. You might think that that’s already a bit sideways looking, so we’ll end up looking at it head on, but we think the idea has got legs. It’s called Beware of the Leopard and can be found at http://btlpodcast.com

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Rodriguez joins on loan; Joselu leaves

Posted in Football, football transfers, Stoke City FC, The Premiership on August 16, 2017 by The Rock 'N' Roll Oatcake

JESÉ RODRIGUEZ has joined Stoke City on a season-long loan from Paris Saint-Germain. Good signing, as although he has not had a great time at PSG he scored 18 goals in 94 appearances for Real Madrid.

Joselu has joined Newcastle Utd for a £5m fee. Despite bagging goals pre-season Joselu has never really seemed to be part of Mark Hughes’ plans. He joins Newcastle on a three year deal.

Bruno Martins-Indi joins Stoke City, Muniesa leaves on loan

Posted in Football, football transfers, Stoke City FC, The Premiership with tags , , , , on August 11, 2017 by The Rock 'N' Roll Oatcake

Bruno Martins-Indi has joined Stoke City after signing a five year deal. Stoke have paid 7.7m Euros for him after he had a successful loan spell with us last season. A great back three now with BMI, Shawcross and Zumoa.

The club have denied reports linking Shawcross with Burnley and Joe Allen with his old club Swansea. However, Marc Muniesa has joined Spanish side Girona on a season long loan.

Former keeper Shay Given has yet to find a new club after being released by the club in the summer, however he may join the Indian Super League if he’d unable to find a suitable English club.

A Dark So Deadly by Stuart MacBride

Posted in Authors, Books with tags , , , , , on August 11, 2017 by The Rock 'N' Roll Oatcake

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Harper Collins [Pub Date 20 Apr 2017]

This is a stand alone novel, although it takes place in Oldcastle and locations used in the Ash series of novels.

The book revolves around DC Callum MacGregor, who is part of the Misfit Mob, drawn up of members of the force who have various misdemeanors to their name or are recovering from serious illness, or in one case terminal illness. The Misfit mob get the cases no-one else wants and the action starts when the team are assigned to see where an ancient mummy was stolen from after turning up at the Oldcastle tip. But then Callum uncovers links between the ancient corpse and three missing young men, which leads him and his fellow Misfit Mob into investigating a serial killer.

It is a long read at over 600 pages, however Stuart MacBride’s trademark black humour and ability to relay the less glamorous sides of policing keep the reader engrossed. I have to say DC Callum is one unlucky fella, as despite his often best intentions it often turns bad for him. His childhood links into the case the team are investigating and there are plenty of twists and turns you’d expect in a good crime novel.

Stuart MacBride excels at having you laugh one minute, then shudder as he describes how the serial killer treats his victims. Never read a duff book by this author and ‘A Dark So Deadly’ will please both longstanding fans and anyone who has yet to try this enjoyable crime writer.

I received a free review copy from the publisher in exchange for my honest unedited feedback.

Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting joins Stoke City

Posted in Football, football transfers, Stoke City FC, The Premiership with tags , , , , , on August 7, 2017 by The Rock 'N' Roll Oatcake

Cameroon international forward Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting has signed on a free transfer from Schalke 04.

He told Stoke City+ “I am just so happy to join the Stoke City family and have this opportunity to play in the English Premier League for the first time”.

Good signing and welcome to the Mighty Potters!

The Travelling Bag by Susan Hill

Posted in Authors, Books, Netgalley with tags , , , , , , , on August 7, 2017 by The Rock 'N' Roll Oatcake

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Published by Serpent’s Tail/Profile Books [Publication date 28.09.17]

I received a free review copy from the publisher in exchange for my honest unedited feedback.

Four short story ghost stories from an author who has a good background in ghostly tales. These are in the classic ghost story style, similar to MR James, rather than more modern ghost stories such as Peter James’s ‘The House On Cold Hill’, which is much more graphic and violent ghost story.

The title story reminded me of a Sherlock Holmes tale in the setting and telling of the tale. The story’s ending you guess early on, although that doesn’t detract from the enjoyment of the story.

Boy Twenty One and Alice Baker both have you thinking about the endings. Boy Twenty One in particular gets the brain ticking over in possible scenarios before you reach the end of the story.

The Front Room is the most chilling tale in the collection. A wise warning about having your mother-in-law living with you!

Classic ghostly tales, perfect for when the nights are drawing in.

Diary Of A Bookseller by Shaun Bythell

Posted in Books with tags , , , , , , , on August 3, 2017 by The Rock 'N' Roll Oatcake

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Published by Profile Books [Publication date 28.09.17]

First off, I received a free review copy from the publisher in exchange for my honest unedited feedback. In fact I found this wonderful site Netgalley where you can review books that are just out or due to be published in the coming months. A real find for a book lover like me! Anyway, onto the review…

Shaun Bythell owns The Bookshop, Wigtown – Scotland’s largest second-hand bookshop. It contains 100,000 books, spread over a mile of shelving. This is his diary of a year running his bookshop, ably assisted by a series of characters, both staff and customers. It is very funny and Shaun has a knack of penning descriptions of the customers who frequent his shop, form Mr Deacon who orders his books in person, rather than online through to the inane questions asked by customers who think they are funny, with such gems as ‘I can’t find anything to read in here’ and ‘It is cheaper online’.

You also get an insight into how hard it is to keep a second hand bookshop going with the mighty Amazon and eBooks/Kindle changing the book market place dramatically over the past few years. When he bought the bookshop in 2001 we had the Net Book Agreement (NBA) and chain retailers like Dillons, Ottakers and Borders, who have all gone now, plus eBooks were just starting to make an impact (there is a YouTube clip of him taking a shotgun to a Kindle and mounted in the shop – ironic for me as I read the book on my Kindle!).

He is ably assisted/hindered by his one full time member of staff Nicky, who leads a novel way of life that includes raiding the local Morrisons bins for ‘Foodie Friday’. You get an insight into the world of assessing and buying book collections, usually after the death of a family member and can read the passion he has when he discovers a rare book or one beautifully bound and/or illustrated. The bookshop itself is used for events, including an annual literary festival and even has a bed in it, which makes a change from the usual coffee outlet found in a chain bookshop.

Having worked in a bookshop (okay it was WHSmith’s but I was the Book Department Manager), I can relate to his perceived rudeness to some of his customers. As he says in the book he can get away with it as he owns the shop, sadly others in retail have to accept the insults and sarcastic comments some customers can send your way. He is never overly rude though, just to those that deserve it.

There is the Random Book Club, where each month you get a book chosen at random from the shop’s extensive stock. Great idea, like a Secret Santa but just every month and involving books.

Reading this book wants you a) to read many of the books he recommends and b) visit his bookshop, if only to meet some of the customers like Mr Deacon and the owner himself. If you have any interest at all in books, do read this as it will reinforce your love of books and bookshops.